So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
