he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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