Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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