I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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