She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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