Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
