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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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