I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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