he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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