So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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