perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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