another moral hangover. fuck.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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