Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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