Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Can I color on your dick again?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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