school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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