Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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