...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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