THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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