Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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