So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
