im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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