need another drink. this is the easiest way
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Damn victory sex feels great
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