That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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