is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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