ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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