if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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