one word: firstdatebathroomanal
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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