I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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