They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Randomize
