Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
