do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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