we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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