i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
