I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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