Having a random hookup so left but love u
My cat gives me a boner
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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