is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
