PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize