Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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