how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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