I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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