It's Friday. Sex?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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