i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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