i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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