Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
And then he peed in my hair
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