threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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