My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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