You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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