Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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