i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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