remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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