I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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