Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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