she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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