I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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