Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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