would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i dont even know how to be here
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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