his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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